there ain't no doubt

I'm starting to see ice cream trucks. The one thing that for me, may reign supreme over seeing the skin of females as the greatest most best sign that spring is springing,and I will soon sweat all day everyday for yet another grime-factor summer in the dirty rotten apple. Mr. Softy trucks and chicks in their air out clothes. C'mon get you some.



Jumped on a 6 train today and there was a dude who appeared homeless and unconscious. What was not unconscious was the noxious odor dude was perpetrating. People were gagging. I was convinced he had fallen asleep due to all the energy he had spent raining barrels of piss over every inch of this car. He had clearly emptied his bladder over an extended period and then produced a battery powered blow drier from his cart and cooked it in, but also got very sweaty doing so and shit himself 3.5 times. Go do a hand stand in the toilet bowl of a busy park about 5pm on the 4th of July and then you will not only sympathize, but also empathize. I went mouth breather for one stop and then made the mass exodus with every other passenger on that car. It was somewhat enjoyable if only for the fact that so many people were losing their minds on the stench. I rarely condone this, but I'd have run the fire hose on this cat myself.