Always bet on Black

Wow! Being sick is so fun! It's a feeling onto itself, not being able to breath out your nose and having to dodge snot spots on your pillow when you readjust your head throughout the night. I'd also be remiss if I didn't mention the glamor of using a warm wash cloth to break loose my encrusted nostrils in the morning. I apologize if you're reading this with breakfast. I don't get sick very often, and I can thank my less than spotless apartment for that. I figure my immune system has encountered most forms of bacteria in that place already, so this current bout must be due to some outside force.

Wesley Snipes is staring down 3 years in the Big House for tax evasion. No longer known as "Passenger 57" he will instead be assigned a new number, although his drag outfit from "To Wong Foo" might come in handy again, not even "Willie Mays Hayes" could out run the IRS, as the "U.S. Marshalls" were bound to track him down, so he will once again be a "New Jack", and he can say goodbye to "Sugar Hill" and realize that the "Drop Zone" might be his butt, I'm sure his spirits are in "Critical Condition", as nobody could call themselves "The Fan" of going to prison, but that's the kind of "Hard Luck" you're going to have when you cheat the government, and he's been sentenced so it's "Undisputed" and "Unstoppable", this "Blade" is going to jail and better hope his cellmate isn't nick named "The Demolition Man"

Here's a link to Snipes IMBD page in case you need a little help sorting out the above.