Godzilla!!!!!!!!!!

The following item related to the above pic comes compliments of Jesse Popp, and because his blog was seized by the feds, I wanted to take the lead on this. Happy Birthday JW, you make it looks stupid, always!!!

New York Yankee Hideki Matsui made a rather bizarre announcement the other day, notifying the press that he was getting married to a "a 25-year-old civilian and had formerly been working in a reputable position at a highly respected company. I cannot go into further details at this current time." Nothing weird about any of that. No leads on whether he commissioned an artist to render the likeness of his new bride. My question is how many "action drawings" of Matsui's wife were hung up in the Yankee Club House that night.

I try. I mean I've spent all morning, including ending up on a blog called "queertwocents" trying to find an epic pic of Mario Lopez doing a high kick from an ad for his current run in A Chorus Line on Broadway. Google image search not delivering, flickr couldn't be bothered, and I'm at a loss...

In other news, Myspace has a new banner ad where you can click to find out when you will die. I just don't have the nuts. A mystery it remains!